The Colbert Report is one of my favorite shows so guess what Stephen finds this early morning am – a survey conducted by the American Association of Wine Economists which reports:
83% Could Not Tell the Difference Between Pate and Dogfood!
The abstract reads:
“In a double-blind test, subjects were presented with unlabeled, blended meat products, one of which was the prepared dogfood.:
Double-blind?
The researchers had no need to blindfold the poor loves – simply serve the “pate” with a cold glass of Buckfast or really push the boat out and try Blue Nun – guaranteed no-one will taste the difference between pate and burnt rubber.
For some reason, Krishnan Guru-Murthy springs to mind as he’s got the weekend off in London and is enjoying chicken curry which fills me with envy – perhaps I’ll try a tin of Caesar on toast but equally imposing upon my consciousness is Eddie Izzard’s yappy dog sketch and “give them a tin of Caesar and maybe they’ll shut the f**k up!”
The most important research result is the conclusion which may now be inferred – dog’s obviously do NOT lick their balls to get rid of the taste of dogfood!
Get a room Fido!
